astralwukong:

hi again

sandersstudies:

Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes.

Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards.

kawaiite-mage:

mollyjames:

> trades my imperfect flesh for the immortality of the machine

> rusts

Skill issue

Whenever my right thumbnail breaks and is short i have to reteach myself how to type bc im not compinsating for the nail length anymore

turstrawberry:

two mimir

dennisboobs:

might fucking cry actually i just noticed dee is feeding dennis nuts in the background of exploits a miracle

milfchellepfeiffer:

i-just-want-to-destroy:

james marsden is so good in this and the guy who got truman-ed got me crying

detectivechen:

JURY DUTY (2023)
1x01 “Voir Dire”

milfchellepfeiffer:

assiraphales:

jury duty is such an insane concept for a show bc the creators really said “it’s a week (plus) long improvisation project filmed like a documentary based around a fake court room. james marsden is there & his role is to be as douchey as possible. the twist????? one single man is completely unaware that it’s a fake trial. truman show with a sprinkle of psychological warfare”

savagegood:

“We put you in an adjoining hotel room with Todd, whose odd demeanor and obsession with body parts were specifically intended to frighten you. But you didn’t shut him out. You welcomed him into your room, and into your non-optimally designed heart.”

jury duty, the show where everyone except one person - noted sweetheart ronald gladden - is really an actor (full clip of the chair pants/chants episode here)

melodramas:

@lgbtqcreators​ creator bingo — 10/10 lgbtq+ characters
↳ Selena Gomez as Mabel Mora in Only Murders in the Building (2021—)

Women who knock rarely make history.

nightcrawlerzincorporated:

angelicguy:

Hate it when someone I know gets poisoned and suddenly it’s their whole personality

utopians:

American moment

tel-aviva: